Hospital Stories: Doctor Rugby Game

Hospital Stories: Doctor Rugby takes the "treat the patient" formula and points it at a rugby team that keeps turning up battered from the pitch. You play the doctor, and every visitor arrives with a specific, exaggerated problem for you to solve with whatever tool the scene hands you — tweezers, a scalpel, or something far sillier.

Each mini-game is a self-contained gag: pop a swelling, dig out a lodged object, deal with a scar in a way that has nothing to do with real medicine. It's played for laughs rather than accuracy, and each round only takes a few seconds, so it's easy to burn through several patients back to back.

Controls

• Mouse click or tap — use the medical tool on the patient

Good for a few minutes of low-stakes, slightly gross humor rather than anything you need to think hard about.